Episode 20: Rubber Thrusters

This week: a Jesus butt-print, short pony, and the greatest pogo stick ever.




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The News Cruise opens with discussion of Jesus' new method of showing his face. Also we discuss the greatest pogo stick of all time, while interjecting our safety philosophy here and there.

In "Obama Watch," Michelle gets a comic book deal but the girls are still without a dog.

The "Cute, Tragic, & Disgusting Animal story" segment brings us news of a pink dolphin! A short pony causes lots of distress for British emergency services. Finally, sadly, little hippoFarasi ("Swede of 2008") has a death sentence because those Europeans refuse to teach "abstinence only" in their zoo schools.

Crime? Dr. Rueben is a fake!

In "News Cruise for the People," a man is charged over eighty-one BILLION dollars for gas. My 2nd favorite story of the night (next to short pony): A paraplegic walks again, but then is almost immediately arrested on an outstanding warrant.

Finally, Chris and Meg breeze over some cool tech tricks that may or may not work and some guy quits his job in a delicious fashion.

Thanks for listening/reading. If you have questions, comments, concerns, hatred towards Chris, or anything of the sort please email us at TheNewsCruise@gmail.com

Also, if you have a picture of a great dane crossed with a dachshund please email that too. Tune in next week!