Episode 8: Our Main Goal More So Than Anything Else

This week, Megan and Chris discuss their past and future oral surgeries, a giant Iranian sandwich, and other important matters. Chaos ensued.




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Questions?? Questions!! Questions?!? Are Barack Obama supporters bear killers? NO, they're just drunk North Carolinians. Is George Takei a Shatner offender? He says no. William says yes. Is pop star Katy Perry a knife glamourizer? The News Cruise's official decision is NO.

In "Cute, Tragic, and Disgusting Animal Stories" we changed the "Tragic" to "Terrifying" in reporting a story about a giant spider eating a bird. Animals are scientifically proven to be good for your health. And lastly a cute Iraqi puppy gets adopted by a U.S. soldier.

It's an exciting week in "Crime" where a Grandma gets arrested for keeping a child's ball. A man pretending to be a real cop pulls over an actual real cop. Also, a woman on the lamb finally gets arrested and sentenced 40 years for scarring her ex's butt with gasoline and a match.

"Pallin' with Palin": Sarah Palin has a budget of $150,000 for her clothes and people are ups--OH WHO CARES!?

Our combined "Space and Science News" segment contained stories of x-rays from scotch tape, a Turkish UFO, and a new alternative to being just plain ol' creamated.

In the human interest segment of "The News Cruise for the People," the world's largest sandwich is ruined by chaos ensuing Iranians. A woman doubles as a notebook. A broom store in Japan doesn't have a handle on its business. A Raleigh man builds his own coffin.

And lastly "The Official News Cruise DUH!!" goes to a story from the BBC reporting that students are using speed to help them in school.