Episode 11: Emergency Fluffernutters

The finer points of marshmallow mine-collapse rescue are discussed. Plus Megan's involuntary Michael Jackson impression prompts a visit from our old friend Jerry Seinfeld.




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Episode 10: Effin' Dumb Suckers

Chris and Megan wrap up the election season, loudly eat cough drops while mocking social groups (much to the chagrin of a listener), and discuss the proper ways to clear your house of cobwebs.




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Super Short Notice: THE NEWS CRUISE LIVE at Elsewhere Artist Collaborative TONIGHT

If anybody reading this is in Greensboro, you should drop whatever stupid election night plans you already had and come to Elsewhere Artist Collaborative for A Political Party, featuring live election coverage, fifty pies, and apparently a LIVE NEWS CRUISE ELECTION SPECIAL. It will be the most fun you've had with civic responsibilities since ever. Hopefully we'll be able to podcast this, but that may come a bit later.

Hey Guys

Let's get Megan to share the URL of her Twitter so that we can always know what's up with her.

Episode 9: Faces/HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR

This week's episode has been split into two parts for your specific enjoyments.

Part 1: Faces

In Part one of this episode, Chris and Megan talk about faces, things that wash up on the beach, and Chris does an impression of someone from Belize doing an impression of his world-famous Jerry Seinfeld impression.




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Part 2: HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR

On the incredible second part of this episode, Megan and Chris are joined by zombie expert Dr. Roberto Williams to discuss important information relevant to the shambling dead. Ghost stories are told. WARNING: Spooky sounds abound!




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"Senator Biden is now my homeboy"

A few weeks ago, Megan and I tried to compare our childhoods. After watching this, it's clear that ours don't come close to matching this kid's:



The whole thing is set up by their teacher, Brian Zimmerman, who is now an official ally of the News Cruise. For more of their reports, check the Youtube Channel.

-Chris