Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Super Short Notice: THE NEWS CRUISE LIVE at Elsewhere Artist Collaborative TONIGHT
If anybody reading this is in Greensboro, you should drop whatever stupid election night plans you already had and come to Elsewhere Artist Collaborative for A Political Party, featuring live election coverage, fifty pies, and apparently a LIVE NEWS CRUISE ELECTION SPECIAL. It will be the most fun you've had with civic responsibilities since ever. Hopefully we'll be able to podcast this, but that may come a bit later.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Hey Guys
Let's get Megan to share the URL of her Twitter so that we can always know what's up with her.
Friday, October 31, 2008
Episode 9: Faces/HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR
This week's episode has been split into two parts for your specific enjoyments.
Part 1: Faces
In Part one of this episode, Chris and Megan talk about faces, things that wash up on the beach, and Chris does an impression of someone from Belize doing an impression of his world-famous Jerry Seinfeld impression.
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Part 2: HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR
On the incredible second part of this episode, Megan and Chris are joined by zombie expert Dr. Roberto Williams to discuss important information relevant to the shambling dead. Ghost stories are told. WARNING: Spooky sounds abound!
Direct Link
Part 1: Faces
In Part one of this episode, Chris and Megan talk about faces, things that wash up on the beach, and Chris does an impression of someone from Belize doing an impression of his world-famous Jerry Seinfeld impression.
Direct Link
Part 2: HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR
On the incredible second part of this episode, Megan and Chris are joined by zombie expert Dr. Roberto Williams to discuss important information relevant to the shambling dead. Ghost stories are told. WARNING: Spooky sounds abound!
Direct Link
Monday, October 27, 2008
"Senator Biden is now my homeboy"
A few weeks ago, Megan and I tried to compare our childhoods. After watching this, it's clear that ours don't come close to matching this kid's:
The whole thing is set up by their teacher, Brian Zimmerman, who is now an official ally of the News Cruise. For more of their reports, check the Youtube Channel.
-Chris
The whole thing is set up by their teacher, Brian Zimmerman, who is now an official ally of the News Cruise. For more of their reports, check the Youtube Channel.
-Chris
Friday, October 24, 2008
Episode 8: Our Main Goal More So Than Anything Else
This week, Megan and Chris discuss their past and future oral surgeries, a giant Iranian sandwich, and other important matters. Chaos ensued.
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Questions?? Questions!! Questions?!? Are Barack Obama supporters bear killers? NO, they're just drunk North Carolinians. Is George Takei a Shatner offender? He says no. William says yes. Is pop star Katy Perry a knife glamourizer? The News Cruise's official decision is NO.
In "Cute, Tragic, and Disgusting Animal Stories" we changed the "Tragic" to "Terrifying" in reporting a story about a giant spider eating a bird. Animals are scientifically proven to be good for your health. And lastly a cute Iraqi puppy gets adopted by a U.S. soldier.
It's an exciting week in "Crime" where a Grandma gets arrested for keeping a child's ball. A man pretending to be a real cop pulls over an actual real cop. Also, a woman on the lamb finally gets arrested and sentenced 40 years for scarring her ex's butt with gasoline and a match.
"Pallin' with Palin": Sarah Palin has a budget of $150,000 for her clothes and people are ups--OH WHO CARES!?
Our combined "Space and Science News" segment contained stories of x-rays from scotch tape, a Turkish UFO, and a new alternative to being just plain ol' creamated.
In the human interest segment of "The News Cruise for the People," the world's largest sandwich is ruined by chaos ensuing Iranians. A woman doubles as a notebook. A broom store in Japan doesn't have a handle on its business. A Raleigh man builds his own coffin.
And lastly "The Official News Cruise DUH!!" goes to a story from the BBC reporting that students are using speed to help them in school.
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Questions?? Questions!! Questions?!? Are Barack Obama supporters bear killers? NO, they're just drunk North Carolinians. Is George Takei a Shatner offender? He says no. William says yes. Is pop star Katy Perry a knife glamourizer? The News Cruise's official decision is NO.
In "Cute, Tragic, and Disgusting Animal Stories" we changed the "Tragic" to "Terrifying" in reporting a story about a giant spider eating a bird. Animals are scientifically proven to be good for your health. And lastly a cute Iraqi puppy gets adopted by a U.S. soldier.
It's an exciting week in "Crime" where a Grandma gets arrested for keeping a child's ball. A man pretending to be a real cop pulls over an actual real cop. Also, a woman on the lamb finally gets arrested and sentenced 40 years for scarring her ex's butt with gasoline and a match.
"Pallin' with Palin": Sarah Palin has a budget of $150,000 for her clothes and people are ups--OH WHO CARES!?
Our combined "Space and Science News" segment contained stories of x-rays from scotch tape, a Turkish UFO, and a new alternative to being just plain ol' creamated.
In the human interest segment of "The News Cruise for the People," the world's largest sandwich is ruined by chaos ensuing Iranians. A woman doubles as a notebook. A broom store in Japan doesn't have a handle on its business. A Raleigh man builds his own coffin.
And lastly "The Official News Cruise DUH!!" goes to a story from the BBC reporting that students are using speed to help them in school.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Googlin'
Best Google search that ever led to this blog: "burkina faso allies and enemies"
Upon investigation, we are the eighth result for those terms.
Will that ever be topped? Only time will tell.
Upon investigation, we are the eighth result for those terms.
Will that ever be topped? Only time will tell.
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